TTEs on a Train (to be sung like Riders On The Storm)

What do TTEs talk about when they gang up on a train?
I had a whole gang of 8 with me alongwith their chief.
They talk about trains and train crossing and train timing. That's but so obvious. 
Then to add some excitement to the dead conversation there was a chain pulling in S2 on this Kathgar bridge on Ramganga. The beauty of all this is no one can get off here and neither can it be fixed. So they called up the commercial control to rectify it. 
And then like most desis they talk about cells, apps and Whatsapp! Whatsapp seems to be the national pass time now days.  They do talk elections but with the highly charged up political atmosphere they pussy foot around it. Then there is the unifying factor: a hated senior or a bully colleague, we had a bully colleague in this scenario, who as luck would have it got the chain pulling episode rectified and afterward came charging in blaming everyone for not assisting him. Even the chief seemed to be wary of this guy. Hardworking kind, but who never let anyone forget that.
Moving on, I used to love these type of iron bridges as a kid. While travelling in a non-AC compartment you could make out the change of noise the train usually makes while passing through such bridge. It used to bhi the standard "khat khat, khat khat" and then something like "khat khat, woosh, khat khat, woosh..." while passing through a bridge with these A shaped girders (or is it beams?). Even at night with my eyes closed, I could tell that we were on a bridge. And the sightl of the beams passing by on a fast train was a visual delight!

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