Biker quotes
Here are some of my fav Biker Quotes I found on some Biker site...
· Live to ride. Ride to Live.
· Loud pipes save lives.
· Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
· Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
· Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
· The number of kicks it takes to start your bike is directly proportional to the number of spectators.
· Never ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.
· If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals. You may even have to shave.
· Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
· A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
· A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
· Never do less then forty miles before breakfast.
· If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
· Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
· Overconfidence can be supplied by spare spark plugs, a set of wrenches, and a roll of toilet paper.
· Work to ride-Ride to work.
· People are like motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
· Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
· The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
· Never be afraid to slow down.
· Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
· A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
· When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.
· Winter is Nature's way of telling you to Modify.
· A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
· Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
· When you're riding lead -- don't spit.
· If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
. There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
· Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.
· Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
· Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.
· Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
· If you ride like there's no tomorrow - there won't be.
· Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
· There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.
· Thin leather looks good standing around, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.
· The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
· Always replace the cheapest parts first.
· You are a real biker if your doctor finds no traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
· Live to ride. Ride to Live.
· Loud pipes save lives.
· Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
· Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
· Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
· The number of kicks it takes to start your bike is directly proportional to the number of spectators.
· Never ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.
· If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals. You may even have to shave.
· Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
· A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
· A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
· Never do less then forty miles before breakfast.
· If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
· Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
· Overconfidence can be supplied by spare spark plugs, a set of wrenches, and a roll of toilet paper.
· Work to ride-Ride to work.
· People are like motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
· Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
· The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
· Never be afraid to slow down.
· Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
· A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
· When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.
· Winter is Nature's way of telling you to Modify.
· A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
· Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
· When you're riding lead -- don't spit.
· If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
. There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
· Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.
· Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
· Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.
· Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
· If you ride like there's no tomorrow - there won't be.
· Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
· There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.
· Thin leather looks good standing around, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.
· The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
· Always replace the cheapest parts first.
· You are a real biker if your doctor finds no traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
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